fuck no but i'm bored
2) Was your last relationship a mistake?
..eh. it was fine.
3) Do you believe in God?
atheist
4) Who did you last say "I love you" to?
pff i say i love you to everyone but in irl my dad
5) Do you regret it?
hell no
6) Have you ever been depressed?
lmao i have crippling depression
7) Have a best friend?
i have like two that i still actively talk to and they should know who they are. but i love all of my friends equally
8) Are you a boy or girl?
demiboy rip :')
9) What is your relationship status?
single as the first piece of bread in the loaf that everyone avoids
10) How do you want to die?
peaceful death by sleep, hopefully at old age when i feel complete in life. or shot in the head, because i wont hear it or feel a thing.
11) What did you last eat?
i had the good shit!! cheese dip/queso i got from a mexican restaraunt and i ate it last night too. it's fuckin lit rn fam
12) Like to go on walks?
when it's cold or rainy, yes. it gets kind of windy. i miss the sound of rain on my roof or wind when i go outside, so sometimes i just go chill in the cold rain.
13) Do you bite your nails?
nah
14) When was your last physical fight?
7th grade, march 15th, after school. some bitches were bullying my squad and i was only a little bothered until they threatened alyssa. i was so pissed, i didn't intend to fight her but that hoe started running her mouth behind us as we walked home and so i turned around and punched that bitch. sprained my wrist, bruised my knuckles, and got suspended for a week but my parents were actually pretty chill when i explained what happened?? i came back and her cheek was still swollen
15) Do you have an attitude?
when you piss me off, hell yes. and you'll notice.
16) Do you like someone?
hell yeah, but she's straight af
17) What's your real name?
emily. some people might remember but not too many ;; i know audrey does, she still calls me that sometimes
19) Are you gonna get high, later?
no, im already high enough on seizures. its like snorting cocaine and being on lsd at the same time and then woah where the fuck am i
20) Do you hate anyone, at the moment?
i hate a lot of people, all day, every day, forever and ever, and in my dying breath, i will say, "you still a bitch"
21) Do you miss someone?
my brother. i'm finally at a point where i can remember him and not turn into a sadsack for the rest of the day.
22) Twirl or cut your spaghetti?
twirl
23) Do you tan a lot?
im pale af bc i hate going outside
24) Have any pets?
three doggies. luke, leia, and chewy (chewbacca). i used to have four snakes. god i miss my danger noodles ;;
25) How, exactly, are you feeling?
fine
26) Ever eaten food in the car while you, or someone else was driving?
of??? course???
27) Ever made out in the bathroom?
mm once
28) Would you take any of your exes back?
eh. probably not.
29) Are you scared of spiders?
i love them a lot, as you have probably noticed by my username.
30) Would you go back in time, if you were given the chance?
no.
31) Do you regret anything from your past?
i regret that time i thought someone was waving at me so i waved back and they were actually waving at someone behind me
32) What are your plans for this weekend?
well it's monday so idk
33) Do you want to have kids?
i very much dislike children
34) Did you ever kiss someone whose name starts with an E?
no
35) Do you type fast?
103 wpm on keyboard. i type slower on my phone.
36) Do you have piercings? How many?
nope
37) Want any more?
when i'm older i might get a lip ring or a nose ring
38) Can you spell well?
yeah boyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
39) Do you miss anyone from your past?
??you already???asked this??question???
40) What are you craving, right now?
genocide
41) Ever been to a bonfire party?
yes, i love them a lot
43) Have you ever been on a horse?
yes, his name was maxon and he was a little shit
44) Kissed someone in a pick up truck?
lmao no
45) Have you ever broken someone's heart?
i hope not.. i dont try to, and if i have, im rlly sorry. that shit hurts
46) Have you ever been cheated on?
when i was in second grade i dated this dude who i knew liked another girl bc she had sidebangs (she got sidebangs because i told her i was going to get some and she decided to be a little shit and copy me) and one day i walked into class and he told me he just wanted to be friends
and i literally watched this little snot go up to her, ask her out, and i was p i s s e d.
47) Have you made a boyfriend/girlfriend cry?
no, but i cried a lot during my most recent few relationships
49) Would you live with someone, without marrying them?
hell yeah
50) What should you be doing?
something productive, im sure, but here i am typing away for this stupid meme.
51) What's irritating you, right now?
this girl i've never seen before but apparently she has always gone to my school, she has the freakiest eyebrows. she draws them on with like, electric blue eyeliner and they go all the way up her forehead to her hairline and back down. i s2g im going to rip her face off next time she flaunts them as if they look good
52) Have you ever liked someone?
yeah
53) Does somebody love you?
im sure somebody does, but in a platonic way.
54) What is your favorite color?
firetruck red or cobalt
55) Have you ever changed clothes in a vehicle?
yes
57) Do you have trust issues?
very much so.
60) Do you have a good relationship with your parents?
totally, i love my parents a lot
62) Do you believe your most recent ex thinks about you?
yeah, sure, but in a platonic way. i think we're cool.
63) Who was the last person you cried in front of?
i was at a sleepover and i was reading old yeller and i burst into tears in front of everyone. btw, if you don't know that book, it's so good but its so sad, its about a dog. spoiler that you probably saw coming: he dies. like three different dogs who die in terrible ways and i fucking cried my eyes out reading that book.
64) Do you give out second chances too easily?
no. i can hold a grudge until the day i die, i swear. piss me off enough or break my heart bad enough, i'll act like satan to you
65) Is it easier to forgive, or forget?
forget.
66) Is this year the best year of your life?
fuck no
67) What was your childhood nickname?
emmy. i miss it but unless you're audrey, snowy, megan, or francis please dont call me that or i will unleash hell on your ass because you have NO FUCKING IDEA how emotional that name makes me. how much that name kinda stings when i hear it because i remember everything that happened when i went by it.
my name is misha now. i dont mind strangers calling me by that name, but please dont give me a nickname until im chill with you.
68) Have you ever walked outside, completely naked?
no lmao, i got dared to do it once but i was a coward and didn't do it.
69) Do you think you're a good person?
probably not
70) Do you believe everything happens for a reason?
in my life, that's how its gone so far, but not for everyone.
71) What is the last thing you did, before you went to bed, last night?
slipped and fell in my kitchen and laughed like an idiot for three straight minutes
72) Favorite author?
sir arthur conan doyle, the man who wrote sherlock holmes, and j.k rowling in close second. she wrote harry potter. i love them both.
73) What is bothering you?
you repeating your questions
74) Have you ever been out of the country?
when i lived in australia for the first few years of my life, yes. i've also been to london.
75) Do you play the Wii?
i used to play a game called rhythm heaven fever. that game was lit af, i love it so much.
76) Are you listening to music, right now?
im deaf, fam
77) Do you like Chinese food?
of course
78) Do you know your father's birthday?
june 13
79) Are you afraid of the dark?
no. i navigate very well in darkness. sometimes i like to turn off all the lights and chill when my parents aren't home.
81) Are you mean?
to people i dont like, probably, without meaning to. irl i can be venomously mean.
82) Can you keep white shoes clean?
lol no. i have these offwhite pineapple print converse that i love so much but it's such a chore to keep the white tips clean i just dont try anymore.
83) Have you noticed this survey stopped getting personal?
obviously.
84) Do you believe in true love?
for some people it exists. for others like me, no.
85) Are you proud of the person you've become?
absolutely not.
86) Do you like the outside?
only in the cold fall/winter months.
89) Are you currently bored?
why do you think im doing this stupid meme
90) Do you wanna get married?
maybe one day. but at the moment, no.
91) Is it cute, when a boy/girl calls you baby?
depends.
92) Are you hungry?
what kind of question is that?? im always hungry af
93) Do you have a bank account?
no.
94) What makes you happy?
a few things im too lazy to name
95) Would you change your name?
when im 18 im legally changing my name to misha.
96) Ever been to Alaska?
nope
98) Do you watch the news?
nah
99) What' s your zodiac sign?
aries
100) Do you like Subway?
no. i hate subs.
101) Would it be hard to kiss the last person you kissed?
probably not physically, but emotionally maybe.
102) Your best friend, of the opposite sex, likes you. What do you do?
tbh go for it. i get along with you amazingly, so why not?? i think thats a good thing.
103) Do you talk like your friends?
sometimes
105) Have you ever seen someone you knew and purposely avoided them?
lmao yes
106) Do you have a friend, of the opposite sex, who you can act your complete self around?
yee
107) Who is the last guy you talked to?
my dad. he had straws up his nose and i was laughing with him. god i love my poor dad so much, he's such a child.
108) Does it matter if your boyfriend/girlfriend smokes?
well yeah, kind of. i'd rather not have you smoke around me and give me charred lungs too, i have no intention of dying in my 40s.
109) Do you go to church?
no. it's kind of useless now that i cant hear the preacher, and everyone comes up to me like "aww poor baby cant hear a thing, im praying that by some fucking miracle you hear again"
110) What's going on between you and your best friend(s)?
shrug
111) Who's the last person you had a deep conversation with?
hmm. probably aviians
112) Do you like yellow?
yellow is my favorite color right behind jade green, behind cobalt, behind firetruck red.
113) Do you enjoy piercings and tattoos?
yeah, i admire people who aren't afraid to do what they want with their body.
114) What do you wear more: jeans, sweats, pants, or shorts?
jeggings. they're like stretchy leggings/yoga pants that i can wear to school and not get dress coded for.
115) You're a Sharpie marker. What color are you?
red.
116) Where do you go, if you are butt naked and locked out of your house?
bust through the window.
117) Do you prefer to shower at night, or in the morning?
night. i aint going to school with wet hair
118) Have you ever said you'd never love again?
yes. many times.
119) Do you want to please everyone?
to some extent. but it's almost impossible to please everyone.
120) Have you heard a song that reminds you of someone, today?
lmao
121) Has someone ever made you a promise and broken it?
yes. a little part of me died inside and is still dead to this day.
122) Are you alone?
in my room, yes. my parents are downstairs.
123) Do you have any siblings?
i did.
124) Did you speak to your father, today?
well kind of. i signed to him, if that counts?? i complimented the color choice of the straws up his nose.
125) How many months, until your birthday?
four and a half